Witness first-hand the ravaging toll which time has taken upon their aged bodies and minds as they confront the physical and mental challenge of reproducing live karaoke versions of much-loved popular songs with the help of the 24-piece Mystery Fax Machine Orchestra.
Expect big-name comedy guest stars whose careers in the intervening decade have—unlike
those of the band—flourished.
Rather than booking them to do what they do best and tell jokes, we will as usual be wasting their time and yours by getting them to do what they do worst: sing.
And to lower the standard still further, there will be open-mic spots for members of the public who have no performing experience in any capacity. The most bearable of these amateur renditions will be awarded a prize which, despite ten years of inflation and a sharp rise in the cost of living, will still only be worth ten pounds. To determine this lucky winner we are pleased to welcome back our judges Dan and The Baron, who will be making the journey to London from their Sussex custard factory by clown car for the occasion.
Tickets on sale August 20th, 9am
Doors: 7pm
On stage: 7.30pm